Snowing - Kirk Cameron Crowe
I saw you standing there and, well, I…
Well, I… I can’t be trusted
I’m lost without a reason
But I think I could love you
If only you would stop staring at me
When the sentences I make don’t turn out right
I cannot handle it
No, don’t take it as an insult
I only wish you were staring at me
When I roll over ‘cause I can’t sleep at night
Or I’m smiling ‘cause there’s snow falling outside
Or when the breaks lock and we’re clearly gonna die
I’m gonna grab your arm and scream, “I love you!”
I hope you know that I love you
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50
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